Pitcher Profile: One Last Vogelsong Before Keuchel
I know, I know. I promised everyone Dallas Keuchel, but he's pitching tonight! His last start was so long ago that Jose Abreu still seemed like a good guy to trade for if someone wasn't selling too...
View ArticleBeckett Up Like A No-Hit Truck
What's more American than Memorial Day weekend? How about an ex-country singer-dating, gun-toting, Texan, a guy that looks like he puts a hot dog in the fly of his pants and goes up to female reporters...
View ArticleDeep Impact: For a Scarce Position
I’m in three dynasty leagues that I impulsively attend to. I’m all about the win-now, so I’ll trade my top prospects for immediate impact. In all three of these leagues, I was looking to displace an...
View ArticleTienes Bat Problemas? Take Morales
The Yankees are now in the fray to sign Kendrys Morales. A 30-year-old guy who seems to be five years older than he is and can't play any position? The Yankees are interested in that? C'mon! Next thing...
View ArticleKhris Davis Will Make Your Homers Jump Jump
Cause you got a build up of wax in your eyes and haven't been digesting the non-verbal medicine I've been doling out about Khris Davis, he's getting a lede. This is coming to you from a tough love...
View ArticleHold Your Hand Closer, Tiny Man Sore
Yesterday, the Astros had a scare when Jose Altuve was hit hard on the hand by a pitch and he immediately left the game. Because of the nature of Altuve's hand, a broken bone would've been devastating....
View ArticleCards Speak, High Pair Flushes Pot
When Jaime Garcia was a kicker in high school for his Flick Football team, he lined up the paper football, just left of the finger uprights across from him, adjusting for the southwesterly wind coming...
View ArticleDraftKings – Hot Braun In The Summertime
Happy July, Razzaholics. Summer is here so let’s plop ourselves down in the kiddie pool with a pitcher of Margaritas and a couple of hotties and make some cash at DraftKings tonight. Have you been...
View ArticleGetting STATy With It: Potential Homerun Decliners (and Improvers)
Let’s look at some potential homerun decliners based on the following “Power Score” or expected homerun (xHR) formula and compare it to their actual homerun totals. Here is the formula: Plate...
View ArticleCobb Boom!
Yesterday, Alex Cobb's line was 8 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks. March Grey, "You're welcome." April Grey, "Figures you show your face now." May Grey, "You know how much crap I took for you, March...
View ArticleMerry St. Louis Masterson
The Cardinals traded for one of the most unreliable starters this year, Justin Masterson and his 5.51 ERA. Ouch. The Cardinals fell asleep and the Indians drew a shaft and balls on their forehead....
View ArticleFor Trevor Stung
Hello, I’m Keith Morrison of Dateline. Today’s story is about a young closer who had the life that we all dream about -- money, girls, Tony La Russa's private phone number to find out if a product used...
View ArticleDraftKings – Priming Max Power
I’ve tried it all gentlemen and lady (possibly +4). We’ve looked at splits, BvP, wOBA, ISO, wRC+ and we’ve even tried the “due” argument. While all of these predictive metrics are very useful and over...
View ArticleDraftKings – Leave It To Peav’er
How does that old adage go? A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Basically, having in hand and 'knowing' what you have is worth more than the potential of what you could get elsewhere. Well,...
View ArticleDraftKings – Ace Of Base
Salutations, daily fantasy degenerates. I am Dug Fister, the newest member of the Razzball team. The truth is I have been part of Razzball since conception, I was just serving a PED suspension, but I...
View ArticleMy Back Is Down, Chicago Rizz
The other day I talked about the dark underbelly of roster expansion and how, due to teams not DL'ing their players, it can actually hurt us in this thing we call life. Well, some of us call it fantasy...
View ArticleFlores De Los Metos
Yesterday, Wilmer Flores went 3-for-4, 2 runs, 6 RBIs with his 5th and 6th homers. With David Wright hurt, Flores has been playing every day. The Mets are thankfully still able to get Ruben Tejada into...
View ArticleRays Deal A Myers Lemon For Prospect Lemonade
It's beginning to feel like it's not an offseason without a trade of Wil Myers. In three short years, he's gone from the Royals to the Rays and now on to the Padres. Only place he can go from the...
View ArticleTop 20 1st Basemen for 2015 Fantasy Baseball
This top 20 1st basemen for 2015 fantasy baseball goes to about fiddy. Last year, I said the first base position is going through a transition. The position is still deep in that transition. We’ll come...
View ArticleTop 80 Outfielders for 2015 Fantasy Baseball
Today we go over the top 80 outfielders for 2015 fantasy baseball, which comes after we went over the top 60 outfielders for 2015 fantasy baseball, which came after the top 40 outfielders for 2015...
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