Dude's on fire. No. Need better! He is a high-speed torrent download of a yule log burning. Need better! He is Smokey the Bear at a Porno for Pyros concert, wearing earbuds and listening to Firestarter by Prodigy. Need better still! He's a pyrotechnician smacking a sparkler out of your hand and giving you instead the detonator for the Statue of Liberty's 4th of July celebration fireworks. Yesterday, Mitch Moreland went 2-for-3 with 4 RBIs and his 13th and 14th homers, and now has five homers in four games and six homers in six games. I already told you yesterday that Moreland has been better than Brandon Belt, Lucas Duda and Brandon Moss, and some other corner infidels, according to our Player Rater. That's on the year, not in the last week. In the last week, Moreland's been better than everyone. Let's take a hootie-hoo at who Moreland has more homers than on the year: Prince Fielder, Beltre (not close), Adam Jones, Big Papi, Tommy Tomstein, Freeman, Yoenis, Billy McDugal, Kris Bryant, Tulo, McClutchin and Sandoval. Sure, some of those guys I only named to rub salt in my own wounds -- I hate you, Sandoval! -- and other guys I mentioned don't even exist, but Mitch don't kill my vibe for the better part of the season now, and, if he's available, I'd grab him. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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