Deep Impact: For a Scarce Position
I’m in three dynasty leagues that I impulsively attend to. I’m all about the win-now, so I’ll trade my top prospects for immediate impact. In all three of these leagues, I was looking to displace an...
View ArticleTienes Bat Problemas? Take Morales
The Yankees are now in the fray to sign Kendrys Morales. A 30-year-old guy who seems to be five years older than he is and can't play any position? The Yankees are interested in that? C'mon! Next thing...
View ArticleKhris Davis Will Make Your Homers Jump Jump
Cause you got a build up of wax in your eyes and haven't been digesting the non-verbal medicine I've been doling out about Khris Davis, he's getting a lede. This is coming to you from a tough love...
View ArticleHold Your Hand Closer, Tiny Man Sore
Yesterday, the Astros had a scare when Jose Altuve was hit hard on the hand by a pitch and he immediately left the game. Because of the nature of Altuve's hand, a broken bone would've been devastating....
View ArticleCards Speak, High Pair Flushes Pot
When Jaime Garcia was a kicker in high school for his Flick Football team, he lined up the paper football, just left of the finger uprights across from him, adjusting for the southwesterly wind coming...
View ArticleDraftKings – Hot Braun In The Summertime
Happy July, Razzaholics. Summer is here so let’s plop ourselves down in the kiddie pool with a pitcher of Margaritas and a couple of hotties and make some cash at DraftKings tonight. Have you been...
View ArticleGetting STATy With It: Potential Homerun Decliners (and Improvers)
Let’s look at some potential homerun decliners based on the following “Power Score” or expected homerun (xHR) formula and compare it to their actual homerun totals. Here is the formula: Plate...
View ArticleCobb Boom!
Yesterday, Alex Cobb's line was 8 IP, 1 ER, 5 baserunners, 12 Ks. March Grey, "You're welcome." April Grey, "Figures you show your face now." May Grey, "You know how much crap I took for you, March...
View ArticleMerry St. Louis Masterson
The Cardinals traded for one of the most unreliable starters this year, Justin Masterson and his 5.51 ERA. Ouch. The Cardinals fell asleep and the Indians drew a shaft and balls on their forehead....
View ArticleFor Trevor Stung
Hello, I’m Keith Morrison of Dateline. Today’s story is about a young closer who had the life that we all dream about -- money, girls, Tony La Russa's private phone number to find out if a product used...
View ArticleDraftKings – Priming Max Power
I’ve tried it all gentlemen and lady (possibly +4). We’ve looked at splits, BvP, wOBA, ISO, wRC+ and we’ve even tried the “due” argument. While all of these predictive metrics are very useful and over...
View ArticleDraftKings – Leave It To Peav’er
How does that old adage go? A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? Basically, having in hand and 'knowing' what you have is worth more than the potential of what you could get elsewhere. Well,...
View ArticleDraftKings – Ace Of Base
Salutations, daily fantasy degenerates. I am Dug Fister, the newest member of the Razzball team. The truth is I have been part of Razzball since conception, I was just serving a PED suspension, but I...
View ArticleMy Back Is Down, Chicago Rizz
The other day I talked about the dark underbelly of roster expansion and how, due to teams not DL'ing their players, it can actually hurt us in this thing we call life. Well, some of us call it fantasy...
View ArticleFlores De Los Metos
Yesterday, Wilmer Flores went 3-for-4, 2 runs, 6 RBIs with his 5th and 6th homers. With David Wright hurt, Flores has been playing every day. The Mets are thankfully still able to get Ruben Tejada into...
View ArticleRays Deal A Myers Lemon For Prospect Lemonade
It's beginning to feel like it's not an offseason without a trade of Wil Myers. In three short years, he's gone from the Royals to the Rays and now on to the Padres. Only place he can go from the...
View ArticleTop 20 1st Basemen for 2015 Fantasy Baseball
This top 20 1st basemen for 2015 fantasy baseball goes to about fiddy. Last year, I said the first base position is going through a transition. The position is still deep in that transition. We’ll come...
View ArticleTop 80 Outfielders for 2015 Fantasy Baseball
Today we go over the top 80 outfielders for 2015 fantasy baseball, which comes after we went over the top 60 outfielders for 2015 fantasy baseball, which came after the top 40 outfielders for 2015...
View ArticleNL-Only, 12 Team CBS League (Or How Deep Does A League Need To Be To Draft...
This draft was by Yours Trudy. Never understood that, Yours Trudy. Who is this Trudy that everyone is talking about? No, no, I'm not changing the subject before even embarking on the subject simply...
View ArticleTomas No Mas AAA
The Diamondbacks decided now is the time to call up Yasmany Tomas! Hold on, exclamation mark, let's examine. !, "Do we have to? I'm a sucker for excitement." Tomas was only hitting .190 in Triple-A. !,...
View ArticleBear or Bull: To Foretell Marcell
Marcell Ozuna is a powerful human being who crushes baseballs for a living. Marcel the Monkey Forecasting System was developed by Tom Tiger. What does each entity have to do with the other? Not a whole...
View ArticleBryce Strikes Thrice
"As Bryce Harper passed home plate after his 2nd home run of the three he hit yesterday, Ian Desmond lifted Harper's helmet and with a flick of the head, Harper's hair fell back in place. If you get a...
View ArticleYour One Penny Reserve Bid On Callaspo Has Been Met
At first, it was reported that Alberto Callaspo rejected the trade to the Dodgers. Leaving Alex Guerrero (1-for-2) to stare at Callaspo's smugshot-slash-you mad bro? face. Then, later in the evening,...
View ArticleThe Only Way To Keep Mitch In The Park Is More Land
Dude's on fire. No. Need better! He is a high-speed torrent download of a yule log burning. Need better! He is Smokey the Bear at a Porno for Pyros concert, wearing earbuds and listening to Firestarter...
View ArticleRazznasty League Update: Ghul Finds a Lazarus Pit
With three full months of baseball left to be played, a third horse may be emerging in the race for the first Razznasty dynasty league crown. R'azbahl Al Ghul has made solid win-now pickups and finds...
View ArticleCarGoing CarGoing CarGone
Yesterday, Carlos Gomez went 2-for-3 with 4 RBIs and his 8th and 9th homers. Only took until the 87th game of the year for a big game. Maybe I'm a goofy chicken. Maybe I'm a guy that puts feety pajamas...
View ArticleToronto Pays Price Tag In Canadian Dollars
You know they say, every Blue Jay fan has his Price, and every dog has his day and what does the cat say? Me-ouch. Is that a well-known idiom? Sounds like something Pol Pot would've said. "You look...
View ArticleDraftKings: Welcome To Miami
High School football is a week away. Crazy, right? With that, of course, comes the start of college and professional football, meaning most of the fantasy focus will be on those throwing around the...
View ArticleTop 20 1st Basemen for 2016 Fantasy Baseball
After the top 20 catchers for 2016 fantasy baseball, it's all downhill. And by downhill, I mean it will pick up speed and start moving quickly. That really should be what "it's all downhill" means....
View ArticleClevedwin, Encarnaciohio
I think there's a fairly evident reason it took Edwin Encarnacion a while to sign with a team. Doode's a leather-bound book with dust. In the future, will a little boy sit down to hear a tale from...
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